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Allah is probably the most kickass god ever made. He talks in the
plural person, and he does all the talking (none of those pansy ass
apostles getting in the way), and he doesn't even waste time telling
stories, no. This dude spends about 500 pages telling you how you
better fucking believe or he's gonna kick your ass. No stories, no
loving one another, no fishing metaphors, no poetic descriptions, just
pure angry rambling straight from the big man. Well, there is this
little side story about some prophet, but he always gets distracted and
comes back to how he kicked the roman's asses, or the assyrians. Of
course Allah's too busy telling you how pissed he is to ever actually
describe himself, but I bet he wears bomber jackets, has a thick ass
beard, and wears aviators. Maybe he even rides a chopper. I'm telling
you guys, this dude could kick that Christian God's ass any day. What's
Jesus and all them got on him anyway? Eternal love? Pleeaase. |
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