PriestOFcoffee's Xanga

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:09:28 GMT

It's my birthday.

Eat it.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:11:04 GMT

OMG.

I rock

Friday, October 13, 2006

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:13:08 GMT

Cause he's a little bit special

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:59:02 GMT

OMGIMONFIRE

I read this today and loled

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:27:02 GMT

Allah is probably the most kickass god ever made. He talks in the plural person, and he does all the talking (none of those pansy ass apostles getting in the way), and he doesn't even waste time telling stories, no. This dude spends about 500 pages telling you how you better fucking believe or he's gonna kick your ass. No stories, no loving one another, no fishing metaphors, no poetic descriptions, just pure angry rambling straight from the big man. Well, there is this little side story about some prophet, but he always gets distracted and comes back to how he kicked the roman's asses, or the assyrians. Of course Allah's too busy telling you how pissed he is to ever actually describe himself, but I bet he wears bomber jackets, has a thick ass beard, and wears aviators. Maybe he even rides a chopper. I'm telling you guys, this dude could kick that Christian God's ass any day. What's Jesus and all them got on him anyway? Eternal love? Pleeaase.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 00:51:38 GMT

It's peanut butter jelly time!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:15:56 GMT

Anyone got a dollar?

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sun, 17 Sep 2006 14:04:30 GMT

Being a ninja rocks so hard.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 17:52:07 GMT

My xanga posts have really gone down hill.

Your mom has gone down hill.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 23:22:25 GMT

Hell yeah.